The Dark
Continent has supplied RTBB with several stories for the Idiots section
and I expect will continue to be a rich vein.
The latest stupidity from Africa
concerns a goat, which was arrested in Nigeria for trying to steal a Mazda 323. Allegedly, one of the car
thieves is a magician, who turned himself into a goat to (unsuccessfully) evade capture.
Apparently people in West Africa with magical powers can turn themselves into
goats and get up to all manner of wrongdoing. Here is one “spreading the
message of Islam”:
There is however, some doubt as to
the goat’s guilt. National police spokesman Emmanuel Ojukwu explained:
"The vigilante group arrested the goat and took it to
the police. But of course goats can't commit crime."
Don’t be so sure, Emmanuel. They are
mischievous creatures. Many have eels as spirit guides, which makes me think
this car thief was a pretty ordinary magician: a more powerful one would simply
have changed into an eel and disappeared.
Goats can attach themselves to humans' backs, totally controlling their actions, just like in a sci-fi movie.
But there is hope for a fair trial. Kwara state police spokesman Tunde
Mohammed told Reuters:
"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our
custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something
that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat."
The Enlightenment reaches Africa at last!
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