Sunday, 31 August 2014

The First Fleet's Arrival WAS The Defining Moment In Australia's History

The defining moment in Australia’s history was the arrival of the British colonial fleet in 1788 because the structure of Australian society today derives overwhelmingly from its colonisation by the British. Probably the second most defining moment is the formal creation of the nation of Australia through federation in 1901.
Despite some influence by the Aboriginal inhabitants and migrants from almost every country on Earth, modern Australia’s legal and political institutions, our financial and economic system, our language, our social and sporting culture, even our more informal social systems and values are all overwhelmingly British in origin. It is absurd to suggest that there is an event which altered the history of Australia and led directly to our current society more than the arrival of the first fleet of over 1,000 British settlers.
It was also the defining moment for Aboriginals, even more so than their ancestors’ arrival 40,000 years ago. The reason why is that the First Fleet was a colonial mission. They came to stay and succeeded, radically and irrevocably changing the Aboriginals’ world. Even though some Aboriginal tribes in the north of Australia had regular contact with Indonesian fisherman and traders for one to three hundred years before meeting the British and even though there were clearly multiple waves of ancient migrations to Australia, no event changed the Aboriginals’ world like the arrival of the British fleet in 1788.
So for Warren Mundine and other Aboriginal “leaders” to be blowing smoke because Tony Abbott decided to publicly articulate this fact is ridiculous. Their behaviour appears motivated by the usual combination of a) disliking being told (understandably) that the rest of Australian society has more important concerns than Aboriginal dispossession and b) manufacturing insults and grievances for political advantage.

Wednesday, 13 August 2014

GTA V Rape Mod: Fucking Hilarious

As soon as I saw the mod / hack of Grand Theft Auto V which allows you to have a nude character rape another character, I imagined how many people would be saying how terrible it was and that it “crossed the line”, or even that it ruined other players’ game experience.
Get over yourselves, you twats. Firstly, it’s just puerile humour in which a nude, glorified cartoon character pretends to bumfuck another glorified cartoon character, pissing the player off in the process. So what? Is this worse than a hack which blows up other players? Secondly, it occurs in a game which celebrates violent crime.
The Huffington Post has a pathetically twee report in which they describe the phenomenon as "disturbing". Here, you can see some video screen grabs of these “rapes” occurring. They are hilariously stupid. Here's some even better Youtube footage.
“Raping” characters in online games is not in any way the same as raping people in real life. It’s just a more sophisticated (and often less nasty) form of trolling. If you think otherwise, you’re the one with problems.
For a more worrying example of idiots confusing fiction and reality, read my post on the Red Cross's campaign to "encourage" game developers and even legislators to make the rules of combat games adhere to international humanitarian law.
BTW, creating mods / hacks for GTA is pretty easy. Here’s a thread which explains the basics and lists a few mods you can download.