Things
went embarrassingly awry for an “eel mule”, who ended up in Auckland Hospital
last week. The unnamed man is believed to be a pawn in an international frog
and eel smuggling operation.
“I
was only worshipping Tunaroa”,
was the man’s lame excuse.
“Thet’s
not how you worship Tunaroa”, replied a burly Samoan orderly. “Here, see how
you like these coconuts instead!”
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